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Jehova's Little Troll

An old co-worker of mine has a friend named Barbara who has a 30 year old son with Down’s Syndrome. His name is LT.

One day, Barbara left for work as usual and left LT at home to his own devices. It was a typical day. Around noon, she got a frantic call from her son.

“Mommy, Mommy! Come home quickly!” he cried. “I’ve captured a troll!”

Barbara could only wonder what the “troll” could be. Thinking he had let a wild animal or a stray dog into the house, Barbara rushed home during her lunch break to find out what creature was lurking in her home. When she opened the front door, she heard a tremendous knocking and banging from her hallway closet door. It sounded like the creature was whimpering for help. She approached the rattling door cautiously.

“Stand back, LT!” she commanded.

Grabbing a nearby broom, she prepared to whack whatever LT had locked in the closet. As she swung open the door, out raced a midget.

He was a Jehovah’s Witness, and LT had grabbed the kicking and screaming “troll”, forcibly locking him securely in the closet.

True story; I swear.

This article has 5 comments

  1. Nana Darkoa

    Hahahhahahahaahah….oh the poor ‘troll’ must have been sooo traumatised

  2. runrettarun

    SO funny. My go-to answer when they ask, “If you died today, would you go to Heaven?” Probably not. They get kind of scared and leave really fast. 🙂

  3. Crystal

    That is *so* funny! Can you imagine what was going through the Troll’s mind. I bet he was convinced that the Troll was a psychopath that was getting ready to kill him (aka. CSI style)

    Bet he won’t be knocking on any random doors any time soon (“,)

  4. Malaka

    @Retta – LOLOLOL!!! Now THAT is gangsta! i can just imagine the blank stares you get.

    @Crystal – If he ever gets up the courage to go back -aknocking, I guarantee it won’t be at LT’s house! Hee hee!

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