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Month: August 2010

Madness

August 26th

I ran out of court themed titles, so I just decided to name this post after the date on which the final judgment was meant to be had. I woke up that morning, pretty confident that the judgment was going to be in my favor.…
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This is Ghana: Get your mind right

This Tuesday I leave for de mudda lan' - Ghana. I haven't packed a stitch of clothing as of this morning. It really doesn't matter, because 40% of what I enter the country with will be confiscated anyway. I love my people, God knows I…
Motherhood

Judging Shaquan Duley

Last week, Shaquan Duley suffocated her 2 and 1 year old sons in a motel room, strapped them into their car seats, drove 10 miles away and back the car into a river with their lifeless bodies still inside. Today, she sits in jail on…
Musings

I'm Your Bigot

Arrgghhh!!! I am SO sick of American political correctness. There used to be a time when people could engage in conversation, say what they mean (and mean what they say), listen to the other guy's opinion and politely agree to disagree. End of discussion. Now?…
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A FOKN Fine Evening

Gawd I'm such a groupie. That very fine dark cho-co-late man is M3nsa, the other half of the duo Fokn Boys. He traveled aaallll the way from Spain to give us a screening of the film Coz of Moni, a Ghanaian musical done entirely in…
Madness

Hi Ho, Away We Go to Court!…Again.

Have you ever looked across the room at someone and said to yourself: "Man! I can't believe I had intercourse and procreated with this retard"? Well, at least 4 times a year I find myself in that very position; the latest being last Wednesday. My…
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A Week From Hell

And I mean that literally. I'm one of those Christians who doesn't pay too much attention to the devil. The devil is going to do what he's going to do, after all. There are some folks who think that every cold and headache are agents…
Motherhood

New Dads Have Feelings Too

In the last 2 years, a whole bunch of dudes I know have had children - well, their wives/girlfriends have anyway. Outwardly, they've all handled about the same. They've punched the air and/or uttered a bewildered "WHAT?!?!" at the reception of the news that their…
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Suppressing Stinkmeaner

Watch this video That, ladies and gentlemen, was the spirit of Stinkmeaner...a crazy (dead) Black man who took over the body of Uncle Tom in an epic episode of Boondocks - But what episode of Boondocks is NOT epic? Back to the point. We've all…