When Your Bully Suddenly Finds Christ

Don’t get too excited. Jesus hasn’t been a Xanax in Atanta, let alone a balm in Gilead for this wench. Now the tale of my victimization has taken a bizarre turn.

I suppose it’s fair to say that Yvette is desperate. She sees that her actions (by which I mean that mouth) have gotten her into a hole and now she has to save face before her inglorious, imminent, involuntary departure from her job. Now we all know why she no longer manages Mars and the Moon. It’s because of the MOUTH!

What I have discovered is that she generally waits until after 5 pm when all of the executives have left to poison the waters against me with my co-workers. Just last night she was bragging about how she was going to get me fired and what church she goes to. “Get the behind me Satan!” she reportedly shouted.

Ah ah. So now I’m Satan? Girls abr3.*

And my co-workers – being the demographic they are – just sucked the gossip and vitriol up. But she’s not as confident as she seems. Every time an executive asks her to “see them for a moment” her immediate response is “am I in trouble?”

Only someone with a guilty conscience automatically thinks of trouble or danger when a person in authority calls on them. When an exec asks for me, I know it’s because I’m about to get more work on my plate. End of story.

Did I report her, you ask? Why yes, I did. She’s creating a hostile environment for me and I’m not having it. I wish I could show you guys the email she sent around to my team yesterday, but I’m saving it in my Bully File Folder for later use. Plus, I may use its contents in a book one day and that would be a spoiler!

Should we sit down and talk like two adults? I thought about that. How is that even possible when only ONE adult would be showing up for the meeting! Besides, that’s not my mandate. The woman has a problem with me, not vice versa. I have no time to go on a fact finding mission into the labyrinth of insanity that she calls a brain.

 

*Abr3: Fatigue as a result of suffering

  • CobyStash

    Unless maybe she sees you as a threat to her position. if that’s what she thinks then she lacks confidence big time. why would anyone try create a hostile environment in a job they got into just like anybody else. Not even her own company too! it seems these things go round in many work places and I’ve come to realise nothing will bring peace to you until you become an individual. Finding a very good home business is also a good idea to break ate way from these evil acts. funny thing is employers are so slow when it comes to handling these issues.

    • That’s what I think. She is utterly lacking in self confidence. She’s a coward as well. She did all that talking in the meeting, but when she was called to answer for it, she denied every word.
      Things at work are soooo uncomfortable. Being a business owner has its benefits for the reasons you suggest. I guess everybody has to do what’s best for them!

  • You know I know ALL TOO WELL!!!! I just don’t understand it, and I’m inclined to believe that she doesn’t understand her own friggin self. I just stay in my little corner on the other side, check on my team and try to avoid her as much as possible. That email and last week’s meeting was too much for me. LOL

    • I just don’t get it! I PROMISE I don’t know what I’ve done to get this woman’s knickers in such a tight twist. Argh!

      That email though…that email. Thankfully, I had a knight in dressed in baby blue and gold come to my e-rescue! 😉

  • You know I know ALL too well. I was through with old girl after last week’s meeting and Tuesday night’s email. I just stay over in my little time-out corner, check on my team and wait for Jesus to come back. LOL

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  • “Get the behind me Satan!” Really? Seriously?!
    I’m weak. But God did you make a point about religion being an accessory these days. That’s just insane. Kudos to you for standing your ground!

    • Hei! I’m weak with you.
      Pay these people no mind. Notice she was yelping about what church she comes from in Cleveland. She never said ” I am righteous and the love of Christ dwells in my heart. I speak words of encouragement and affirmation and God is pleased with the way I’m behaving now!” She can’t. Like you say, her religion is am accessory, and that’s what makes her an agent of the devil. Tria!