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Tastes Like Milk of Magnesia

Last night I sank to a new low in my motherhood experience. A friend of mine has graciously allowed me to use her home for the remainder of my stay in Ghana. It has done A WORLD of difference for my countenance. My father also…

August 26th

I ran out of court themed titles, so I just decided to name this post after the date on which the final judgment was meant to be had. I woke up that morning, pretty confident that the judgment was going to be in my favor.…

Hi Ho, Away We Go to Court!…Again.

Have you ever looked across the room at someone and said to yourself: "Man! I can't believe I had intercourse and procreated with this retard"? Well, at least 4 times a year I find myself in that very position; the latest being last Wednesday. My…

Football Breeds Forgiveness

Anyone who has spent any amount of time in the hospital has witnessed the varying levels of compassion and incompetence inherent in all hospital staff. Because I have several good friends who work in the nursing and medical fields, I make it a point to…

De Corprit Shuffle

Take a good look at this face. LOOK.AT. IT! Does it offend you? Well it ought to. It offends me...and that's my mug painted over in black-face, scratching my head in apparent confusion. The source offense is not in the paint itself, but rather from…

Douche Bag Drama – Part 2

Retta's DEETS So: I woke up on May 21st ready for my date with Drama to ensue around 1:15pm, the scheduled time of my daughter's event. What happened instead was quite unexpected and quite the opposite of my expectations. I prepared myself for a rather…

Douche Bag Drama – Part 1

Silly me for thinking that this summer was going to start off on a positive and drama-free note. I drove my daughter up to school today, excited that she had gotten through the year with relatively few set backs. Tomorrow is the last day of…

Trying to Raise a Socially Decent Child

I wanted to do a happy-happy post today; I did. But this is the second day in a row I've been called into my daughter's school to discuss her "attitude" since she got back from her douche bag sire's house this weekend. I swear, it's…

Jehova's Little Troll

An old co-worker of mine has a friend named Barbara who has a 30 year old son with Down's Syndrome. His name is LT. One day, Barbara left for work as usual and left LT at home to his own devices. It was a typical…

Meet me at halfway to Piss OFF!

It's been a while since I've had to bitch about my douche-bag-baby-daddy, Courtney the Platypus; but in true form, he's back after 3-4 weeks, like a bad case of herpes. First, let me explain why he is now being referred to as a platypus. My…