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Hi Ho, Away We Go to Court!…Again.

Have you ever looked across the room at someone and said to yourself: "Man! I can't believe I had intercourse and procreated with this retard"? Well, at least 4 times a year I find myself in that very position; the latest being last Wednesday. My…

Football Breeds Forgiveness

Anyone who has spent any amount of time in the hospital has witnessed the varying levels of compassion and incompetence inherent in all hospital staff. Because I have several good friends who work in the nursing and medical fields, I make it a point to…

De Corprit Shuffle

Take a good look at this face. LOOK.AT. IT! Does it offend you? Well it ought to. It offends me...and that's my mug painted over in black-face, scratching my head in apparent confusion. The source offense is not in the paint itself, but rather from…

Douche Bag Drama – Part 2

Retta's DEETS So: I woke up on May 21st ready for my date with Drama to ensue around 1:15pm, the scheduled time of my daughter's event. What happened instead was quite unexpected and quite the opposite of my expectations. I prepared myself for a rather…

Douche Bag Drama – Part 1

Silly me for thinking that this summer was going to start off on a positive and drama-free note. I drove my daughter up to school today, excited that she had gotten through the year with relatively few set backs. Tomorrow is the last day of…

Trying to Raise a Socially Decent Child

I wanted to do a happy-happy post today; I did. But this is the second day in a row I've been called into my daughter's school to discuss her "attitude" since she got back from her douche bag sire's house this weekend. I swear, it's…

Jehova's Little Troll

An old co-worker of mine has a friend named Barbara who has a 30 year old son with Down's Syndrome. His name is LT. One day, Barbara left for work as usual and left LT at home to his own devices. It was a typical…

Meet me at halfway to Piss OFF!

It's been a while since I've had to bitch about my douche-bag-baby-daddy, Courtney the Platypus; but in true form, he's back after 3-4 weeks, like a bad case of herpes. First, let me explain why he is now being referred to as a platypus. My…

The Boys are Back in Town

My little brother Sami recently went to Chicago for a bachelor party/dude's  night out. Being a first time tourist in the city, he said he had his head tilted backward looking up at the immense downtown from below. "We ate a lot," he said. "It…

Chris' Wedding Speech

It was the day he had been waiting for since they broke up in 2005. Adj was finally getting married, and he was free to release all the woe and regret that had been building up and twisting in his heart for these last few…