I AM ON STRIIIIKKKEEE!!!!
THAT DOES IT! I will no longer try to improve the well being and hygiene of my family. I give up on that part of motherhood. From now on, my obligations are only the newborn and myself. From THIS DAY FORTH, I vow to be…
True story: I fake orgasms
WARNING: For all my super holy friends, you may want to stop reading here. I don't know where this is going to go until I'm finished and I don't want to risk tarnishing your very SOUL by reading this. All my progressive and single friends…