Mind of MalakaEssaysBooksPodcastsAboutContact
Mind of Malaka
Discover
  • Essays
  • Books
  • Podcasts
  • About
  • Contact
Essay Categories
  • Motherhood
  • Marriage
  • Madness
  • Musings
  • Photo Essay Friday
  • RHKOA
  • Say what??
  • The South African Series
  • Uncategorized
  • GH2013

© Copyright - Malaka Grant, 2026.   All Rights Reserved.   Privacy Policy & GDPR

See your future ahead of you

Latest Essays

Categories:  MotherhoodMarriageMadnessMusingsPhoto Essay FridayRHKOASay what??The South African SeriesUncategorizedGH2013
Motherhood

Your kids (and therefore YOU) are not welcome here

5 comments

Have you noticed this anti-kid movement gaining steam in recent months and weeks? Large corporations and small businesses alike are beginning to impose bans on small children, preventing parents and children alike from patronizing particular establishments. Hey, we live in a free world and capitalist society and businesses are allowed to admit whomever they please […]

Read more
The South African Series

Following White People Up the Mountain

2 comments

Yes. That is exactly what you think it is. That is a picture of my BUTT, which Robberg mountain essentially handed me this weekend. It never would have happened if I hadn’t been following after White people, pretending I could should do the things they do. These “white people things” include mountain climbing, shark tank […]

Read more
Uncategorized

Living and Loving in Naptivity

0 comments

“There are days when I wake up, look in the mirror and get so frustrated with my hair. Whenever he hears me in the bathroom fussing with my hair I’ll hear a ‘click!’…and when I turn around Mario is taking a picture of it. He loves everything about it: the texture, the curl, the coils. […]

Read more
The South African Series

The New Scramble for Africa

5 comments

Yesterday I was trolling Yahoo News and discovered that Dakar has its own fashion week! The organizer of the annual event is privately organized by model-turned-designer, Adama Paris. The event is in its ninth year and if I’m so fortunate, I plan to attend the 10th showing in 2012. Young Africans are returning to their […]

Read more
Uncategorized

Walking Prophylactics

2 comments

“You guys should do township tours as a family. A day spent with you, and our teen birth rates would go waayyy down.” – Michael L. Yesterday we went to Sedgefield Market on the N2 with our missionary compatriots. Marshall and I are the only ones with kids. Everyone else in the group is a […]

Read more
Madness

Aboriginal Grocery March

2 comments

My thighs had begun to burn and weaken when Marshall suggested I turn around. “Why don’t you try it backwards!” he panted. I rotated my rear and placed it in Marshall’s view. Our synchronized movements immediately felt more natural. I gasped my relief. “Isn’t that better?” “Much,” I breathed. We’d been walking up the steep […]

Read more
Musings

Sadistic Grief

3 comments

Two nights ago one of my childhood friends died in his sleep. He was 27. His sister, the oldest of 5 kids, was my best friend and he and my brother used to play together. We were an odd bunch in those days – one of the first ‘hybrid Ghanaians’ living in Ghana. Our common […]

Read more
Madness

Cartoon Characters That Need their BUTTS Whopped

4 comments

God is, among other things, really super smart. And in His infinite wisdom, He has given me the gift of a knack for the written word but kept me safely sequestered from employment as a child novelist, animation script writer, copy editor for a children’s series and/or all things having to do with educating children […]

Read more
Motherhood

Honestly Mom, You Stink

2 comments

If you didn’t have thick skin before you had kids, you will certainly develop it afterwards. From the moment a child is conceived, he/she changes your life.  From morning sickness to stretch marks to, hair loss to weight gain, nothing ever is really the same – and that’s just in the first  two years of […]

Read more
  Previous Posts Next Posts