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Motherhood

How Do You Cope With People Walking Out Of Your Life Without An Explanation?

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Friday nights are when Nadjah catches up with her friends back in Atlanta. As her mates are preparing to finish up sixth grade, she has just started the second term of seventh. This is a hard time for all of us, but Nadjah most especially. We’re dealing with puberty, popularity and what seems to be […]

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Madness

Jidenna’s Appearance on the ‘Good Morning America’ Vexed Me

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You see what happens when you underestimate a man with a conk and a pocket watch? You think he’s innocuous and then one day: BOOM! You are sitting on your sister’s sofa with your heart in your throat, swallowing, breathing and pumping blood through your veins, simultaneously failing at all three. Why because the shiny […]

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Motherhood

Beyond Otiko: Thoughts on Rape, Responsibilities and Roles

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In Matthew 11:15, Jesus spoke to the multitude of all the prophecies concerning John the Baptist and the fulfillment of the law. He exhorted those who had gathered in his presence saying, “He who has ears, let him hear!” I interpret the tone of the phrase as coming from a man who was weary of […]

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Madness

Post Carnival Relief: These Are My Confessions

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You guys are probably going to see videos of me on ratchetblackness.com or World Star – but before you judge me, allow me to confess and explain how all of this happened.   Before he was struck by an illness that has kept him housebound, a friend of mine used to go soca parties every […]

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GH2013

Someone Show Swagger Mama Otiko This Chart

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You ever get tired of repeating yourself? You ever just get bone weary of saying the same thing over, and over and over again? You ever wish that you could find the words to make the carrousel of madness come to a grinding halt? That must be it; maybe it’s the way we’ve been saying […]

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Motherhood

Everything About Jung-a Kim Hitting the Deck Screamed “Mom”. And It Is Hilarious.

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By now you’ve most likely seen the hysterical video of Robert Kelly being interrupted by his two cherubian children in the middle of a very serious interview with the BBC. If you haven’t, you absolutely have to watch the video of the incident before we carry on.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5EJ-f9EDfc   The man being interviewed by […]

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The South African Series

Of Tumors, Humor and the Joke the is the American Healthcare System

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This is an attempt to condense a 2-and a half-month saga into less than 2,000 words. There will be gaps in the information and series of events, but hopefully it will explain my extended absence from the blog.   In the Beginning… Dec 29, 2016 In early January I hinted that I was experiencing my […]

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Musings

80s Pop Culture Reared Me to See Myself as a Monkey

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My husband says that my vast knowledge of obscure cartoons is evidence of my latchkey upbringing. “I had parents who loved and nurtured me, and made sure they were home with me after school. Whereas as YOU had television.” He was joking, but there was an element of seriousness to his assertion. Marshall (my husband) […]

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Musings

In Defense of the Cowardly Marwako Employees Who Stood By As Their Co-Worker’s Face was Pushed into Pepper

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Note: I will tell you all about the brain tumor that’s kept me from writing, but let’s table that for now so we can talk about this. On the 4th of March in the year of Lord, two thousand and seventeen, it was widely reported that a 26 year-old restaurant manager named Jihad Thaabn grabbed […]

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