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Motherhood

Back to school "hateration"

Back to school time can be a source of joy and aggravation. For the parents who have toughed it out with listless children for an entire summer, something breaks on the inside when that school bus pulls up to the stop for the first time.…
Marriage

True story: I fake orgasms

WARNING: For all my super holy friends, you may want to stop reading here. I don't know where this is going to go until I'm finished and I don't want to risk tarnishing your very SOUL by reading this. All my progressive and single friends…
Musings

What? You mean, God isn’t like Santa?

In my entire “Christian walk” I have only experienced two crises of faith. Like any other believer, I’ve had my set backs and disappointments, sure; but I’m talking about serious doubts about God’s power, or His existence at all. The first was when my good…
Musings

2009 brings out the pimp in voters

I read somewhere that among issues that are key to today’s voters, God, guns and gays took a back seat to the economy. Healthcare, whether the Democrats want to admit it or not, is barely a blip on the radar. Who wants to live a…