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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

When I was getting ready to go to college in 1996, that was the big interview question we couldn't wait to be asked from a potential employer. We had whole sessions about the appropriate answers to give, interview gems and catch phrases that would wow…

Back to school "hateration"

Back to school time can be a source of joy and aggravation. For the parents who have toughed it out with listless children for an entire summer, something breaks on the inside when that school bus pulls up to the stop for the first time.…

True story: I fake orgasms

WARNING: For all my super holy friends, you may want to stop reading here. I don't know where this is going to go until I'm finished and I don't want to risk tarnishing your very SOUL by reading this. All my progressive and single friends…

What? You mean, God isn’t like Santa?

In my entire “Christian walk” I have only experienced two crises of faith. Like any other believer, I’ve had my set backs and disappointments, sure; but I’m talking about serious doubts about God’s power, or His existence at all. The first was when my good…

2009 brings out the pimp in voters

I read somewhere that among issues that are key to today’s voters, God, guns and gays took a back seat to the economy. Healthcare, whether the Democrats want to admit it or not, is barely a blip on the radar. Who wants to live a…